Bimbos

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INT - Barney's living room, sitting on the coach with Lilly.

BARNEY

Hey, Lily! Bimbos make me happy... Bimbos make me feel alive. Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man. This whole thing with Robin was just a fling. But t the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos.

LILLY, as if he was a child

No, no... This is just a defens mechanism... Because you're just afraid of getting hurt. You're just confused.

BARNEY, getting up

Oh no, I'm not confuse, Lilly. You know who is confused? Bimbos. They're easily confused. It is one of the thousands little things I love about them, I love their faking trusting stairs, their sluggish <unencombred> minds, their unresolved daddy issues... I love them, Lilly and they love me. Bimbos have always been there for me, through thick and thin, mostly thin, B man don't do thick crust, tada! (rising have five)

Lilly, exit

See ya, Barney

As soon as she's out, Barneys depressed heavily, goes to bar, grab a drink, the telecommand and zap to Robin's daily presentation. He smiles and return to the bimbo waiting for him in bed room, with a kind of satisfaction.

Source: dernière séquence de l'épisode 1, saison 4, de How I Met Your Mother.

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